My Fine Intro

Well, since the first step is always the hardest I've decided to skip it and just share a song spoof or poem or whatever anyone wants to think about it. The whole thing came into my mind while I was learning more about Plato's Republic. Disclaimer: I was not drunk, nor high nor under the influence of any other substance (even sugar for that matter) when I typed this piece of work given below.

Plato And The Velociraptor

So, so you think you tell,
Weed from mead (meat or whatever),
Suku from Deepu; blood spatter from pleasure;
Can u tell a brain from a rice grain,
An oligarch from an anarchy
Do you think you can gun, gun it to the max?
And did they get you to trade guns for babes?
Hot hash for cash?
Warm blood from cold?
Frozen dino for yougurt?
And did you exchange Socrates for a war in Athens with Plato tied to loose change;
How I wish, I wish you would play, you gay dino from Thermopylae;
Velociraptor from Hannibal Lecter
We're just two lost souls; one explaining "The Republic" and you munching on my severed pelvic;
Me crying over the same old topic (world peace and free trade)
What have we found? the same old thing......
Never explain, a dino your intellectuality
Or you might end up in the belly of that sweet monstrosity
Wish, wish Socrati was here

And that people, is what you get after reading too much. So burn you books, burn them all except for the usual National Geographic issues which gave me a whole lot of ideas on dinosaurs. Then, turn back the clock, turn back the clock to the dawn of time and sing this song with me....hooo hooo!